Discorded Colour Splash
Discorded Smarts: Hello! You look so cute! :D *Glomps in a giant flying hug*
DS: *throws him off* DON’T YOU BUCKING TOUCH ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH!
Awww. Whats wrong? You seem kinda sad. You know when I’m feeling sad I like to sing about all the things in the world that make me happy! :D
DS: I WILL BUCKING KILL YOU KEEP THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
An Apple Pie! A bright blue sky! A breezy meadow in july! An icecream bar! A shooting star! The sound of a steel guitar! :D
DS: WHAT the buck is your PROBLEM?!
*Deep inhale, ignoring any kind of resistance to his song*
I love the sound of rain! Wearing a hat and cane! Tiffany windowpane’s lovely to see! Frost on the windowsill! The feel of a dollar bill! Vacations in Brazil, fill me with glee!
DS: ………… *turns the music off* *grabs it and fles up to a cloud* *throws it at a high speed to the ground*
Aww, looks like somepony has got a case of the grouchies! :DDS:WHY THE BUCK ARE YOU SO CHEERFUL?! *growl*
And why are you so Grumpy Wumpy? *pouty face*
DS: *eye twitch* *turns around and proceeds to look for Specialty* *under her breath* I REALLY don’t want to do this….
And what would that be, Splashie? *innocent face*
DSp: What do you want, Splash? *Stares down at Splash from a thundercloud in the sky*
DS: ……….. I don’t care WHAT it takes, but can you PLEASE do something about that THING?! *nods to Discrded Smarts*
DSp: *raises an eyebrow* Why should I help you? What’s keeping me from leaving you with him to suffer?
*Pops up behind Discorded Specialty*
*Super Hugs discorded Specialty
DSp: *Grabs smarts by the back of the head and slams him so hard into the ground his jaw breaks* I don’t appreciate your actions…dirt pony
*Slams headfirst into the cloud and immediately pops back up, unharmed* Why ever not? :D
(dude you got slammed into the ground, not cloud. Specialty pretty much flew you headfirst into the ground. Your inaccuracies are appauling)
DS: how the Hell Dis you do that?!
(Oh, I thought I was up on a thundercloud)
*Still unharmed somehow*
I don’t even know! :D
DSp: It seems funnier to leave you with splash. Just another thing that will drive her nuts
DS: Hmm? He’s just…… A bother. *frowns at Discorded Smarts* Seems stupid enough…..
DSp: Must be more than a bother if you were so desperate to find me. *grins evily* In fact if you leave his company I will make your life a living hell. Have fun
DS: Ugh……. *sits on a cloud and sulks* You ALREADY make it living hell.
*Sulky face from below* Aww, thats not very nice of you. :(
DSp: *narrows eyes* are you complaining Splash?
DS: is “My life has been a bumbling for of joy!” the right answer?
DSp: *slams splash against a tree, hoof pressed hard against her throat* What was that? *a deadly gleam shines in her eyes*
DS: *pained cough* n-nothing!
DSp: You’re damn right nothing! *slams her hoof next to Splash’s face, splintering the wood next to her head* Next time that will be your face
DS: *attempts not to flinch* G-…. Got it, Specialty. (Oh wait that wasn’t the reblog button oh damn…..)
DSp: *relieses the hold on Splash’s neck, making her drop to the ground* You’re lucky I feel so forgiving today, Splash
Hey! That wasn’t very nice! D:
*Dodges any incoming attacks, and continues to lecture on how it is mean to hit other ponies*